Are You Racist Todd?
The name Racist Todd is on the guestlist at the following shows:
If you’re the first zerson to appear at the door and assert that you are Racist Todd, you’ll get that guestlist spot.
The name is Racist Todd, and the doorguy will ask you to specify which Todd you are. So, say, “Todd” if you want, but expect the door to ask, “Oi, so tha’s Racist Todd, is it?”
Oh right, Todd
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don’t do it. you will get pregnant and die.
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This morning, I woke to an email reading:
"You look retardedly good with that long hair. It’s sexy as fuck."
Included was a photo of tits.
Wild women like the long hair. Take your california pompadour and cram it up your tight.
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